Philip LeMaistre


I am a film, television, and voice actor, and singer. But I call myself an entertainer, my wife calls me goofy, and my two sons call me dad


Some of my recent work that my mother liked:

  • -Bell 'Alt TV' launch campaign for internet and television.

  • -EnOcean internet ad (3 hours and 20 minutes of improv in ONE SHOT, no cuts).

  • -19/2, season 4, episode 8.  

  • -Voice over for HemaQuebec's 2016 television campaign

When I was a kid I broke my nose tobogganing into the rear wall of my babysitter's house. That's why it's so hard for me to find a pair of sunglasses that fits.  Twice in my life, under extremely (almost eerily) similar circumstances, I have met a dude born on the exact same day as me, March 7th, 1979. One was from Hudson, and I met him in Montreal; the other was from New Zealand, and I met him in Switzerland.  I love stickers. But ya gotta stick 'em, otherwise they're worthless.

I get pretty testy when I'm hungry.


I still have my wisdom teeth. In a small paper envelope.  I'm only superstitious about a few weird things. For instance, I'll never place a brand new pair of shoes on a table. I wish I made that up.  If there's something better in life than making people laugh, especially kids, go ahead and try and convince me

I've only ever won a single raffle prize in my life, but it was a beer fridge, so it was worth the wait.  I believe that downhill mountain biking is the single greatest sport ever. Even better than hockey. The Montreal Rocky Horror Picture Show Halloween Ball changed my life; so I stayed for 15 years. Thank you, you-know-who-you-are.

I love rock 'n' roll. Put another dime in the jukebox, baby.